but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
me: *suckin dick*
thunder: *makes loud noise*
me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*
everyone at my school just started wearing adidas and now they automatically think they know everything about fashion and feel the need to tell people how to dress. like i’m pretty sure you don’t even know how to spell adidas
She was bullied as a child because of her vitiligo; now she’s a model
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